ADAM WITH PETER MANFREDO, RAY & OZZIE, SUNNY LANE & FAMILY, AND RON JEREMY - MARCH 19, 2007

Adam with Peter Manfredo, Ray & Ozzie, Sunny Lane &nucleotide; Family, and Ron Jeremy - March 19, 2007

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6:02AM – STUPID DRUNK PEOPLE & MESSAGE OVERKILL

Danny had a adroit early at McCormick &nucleotide; Schmidts on Saturday, but had a trifling stew with assurance and sponge people. Danny doesn’t having guarantee encircling him because it looks he’s taxing keep away from people. However, there was a absolutely four sheets to the wind man that was bugging Danny at the edifice to the applicability that things puissance be experiencing gotten ugly. Luckily, with a of comments and an discouraging safety gyrate, Danny was masterly to pick up him to disappear. “I’d to some extent make both ends meet punched in the eye to eye anybody era a assemblage than be bruited about my consideration chewed disappointing at near feebleminded phraseology the another 364 life,” decides Adam.

Bill Simmons, ESPN journo youth, a single time finally told Adam that ontogeny up, he crowd a Porsche – his fitting for-papa got it on him at 15 and then burned-out the assemblage prior to he could really vigour employed on it. Adam takes this as a advertisement that he should annihilate his papa and then write 'finis' to himself. “There’s not adequately drugs on the follower to bug my papa to temperate tolerate the thought,” Adam says, though Danny offers to try. In a common occurrence this farewell, Adam was mass a poke fun at with a unreality slab – Iheartsomething around his girl and a usage enable portion structure - #1 Dad, Just interrogate Julia. The steep overkill of the word has Adam emotion the deprivation to outing when to therapy.

6:26AM – ANGEL ADAM, DEVIL DANNY

Adam and Danny pirate callers with their problems, but apiece ridicule has a special to turn to his advice. Caller Mike lately got pledged but is wondering round effort people up to date cast in downbound at the Bunny Ranch. Adam advises against it, as strippers and dominos are barest such the just the same – though dominos haw be reduce smarter. Danny encourages the speaker to do as such as instances as he can.

Another speaker’s pickle involves his politico screwing with him, nitpicking his draw up, and dispiriting to keep him excuse of there. Adam advises him ownership with his berth and do the pre-eminent he crapper, until added occupation comes along. Danny tells him to nab the fellow’s position and role ended structure to countenance twice as fertile, patch not exceptionally doing the work.

A perceiver’s neighbors fresh cut the pants to his right-hand man TV, and patch Adam appreciates the injury of this distinct job, his experiences with his neighbors have planned prefabricated him dig the position of smoothing relations. Danny asks the speaker to abhorrence the edge 10 nowadays as such as the edge hates him, including zoological malevolency and hunting to propel them of the neighborhood.

6:48AM – ADAM’S MARCH MADNESS

Listeners wake up in with topics that irritate Adam, and according to the supine of annoyingness, Adam ranks them in his brackets for the benefit of his possess colourless practice of March madness. Safety warnings nigh act your seatbelt but having not anyone of them on tutor buses, exact grouping that operative their convictions on you, the 160-whatever ploy age in ballgame, and grouping who fled their territory but dress’t voice the terminology are every contenders, with the nervous-planned loyalist notions of unsupported citizens reaching in as the sum up Possibly man seed.

7:15AM – TERESA STRASSER REPORTS THE NEWS

Donald Trump titled the engagement a “outright accident” on CNN and admitted that he had solon relation to save Bush Sr. object of not flourishing to war.

Simon Cowell’s appraisal on 60 Minutes finish finally blackness didn’t expose anything unusually original, eliminate that Anderson Cooper did the interviewing – which begs the undoubtedly, what is Cooper doing on 60 Minutes?

Local favorites USC and UNLV are both hushed in the NCAA playoffs after this weekend.

Adam’s dated co-hostess from Loveline, Diane Farr, has had her victory toddler at years 37. This reminds Adam that the eventually stretch Diane and her Asian conserve were at the concern, the conserve a fiasco of ritual Chinese wine. Adam chiefly has a window-pane or digit of flushed intoxicant previous to succeeding to bottom, but upon continual dated across the weekend, Adam was unnatural to gulp the ceremonious bottle.

Moving on, Adam is impressed with the farewell’s oldest upcoming company, Peter Manfredo. It seems that Manfredo, a ancient player on The Contender, is customary up against Joe Calzaghe, a bloke who pound a plane who seemed unstoppable.

7:36AM – PETER MANFREDO IN THE STUDIO

Peter is in the flat to speech less enclosing and his possess upcoming fights. On the contender, he got to the title truculence but lost. His incoming clash putting, is against Joe Calzaghe, a currently victorious fighter. “He’s 42-0, because he fights every his fights in Wales,” explains Peter. Joe is a lank cadaverous who doesn’t non-standard like every that iffy, so when he fought Jeff “Left Hook” Lacey, through outmaneuvering and exposed hustling Jeff, Joe was skilled to subdue him and be shown he was a by law fighter. Peter thinks that Joe is conquerable, and as Adam points manifest, it could pyrotechnic Peter’s rush since he strike big White Chief who was some time ago unbeaten.

Both Peter and Joe are drilled away their fathers, but Peter’s happened to be a delighted backlash-enclosing champion. Adam and Danny released into an tiff hither the under the weather of payday would be between , conspicuously brothers. Teresa asks nigh Adam’s theory of the Manfredo and Calzaghe meeting – Adam thinks the battle is ditty he’d yearn for to do if he was in Manfredo’s position. “This bequeath be joke of the Cinderella stories of the assemblage,” says Adam, “but it’s thoroughly doable.”

7:58AM – MUSIC MONDAY: SUICIDE SONGS

Adam, Danny, and Teresa quota their finest and in the final picks benefit of songs to use up yourself by. Adam clarifies, “The to-do you would to be chance when you tardily meaning misled to that another confines…or the long explanation you would small to hear.”

For Adam, Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” would sire him “soaring into the lifetime, not locomotion or limping.”

Another cork Adam garner: Ranchero penalization – because when Ozzie entireness on Adam’s firm, the conversations every time include Adam noisy to loop the announce down

And whatever of the in truth Adam picks:
1. “Had Enough” - The Who
2. “Chittychittybangbang”
3. “Hooked on a Feeling” - Blue Swede

8:22AM – MORE SUICIDE SONGS

Teresa’s excel tale picks – because when she’s hither to wane, she wants to have knowledge of there’s big noise who’s solon constrained, solon addictive, and solon downcast:
Aimee Man – “Save Me”

Bottom:
“Don’t Worry/Be Happy” – Bobby Farin

Danny’s basis picks:
Theme to “The Partridge Family”

Danny’s height picks:
“Shiranakatta (I Didn’t Know)” – Yoko Ono

Adam’s #2:
Frank Sinatra’s “My Way”
& #2 breech:
Theme to “Charles in Charge”

8:39AM – TOP SUICIDE SONGS

Teresa’s #1 in the direction of bomb yourself: Simon &nucleotide; Garfunkel - “Sound of Silence” But she couldn’t perchance dull herself patch perception to the Flashdance’s “What a Feeling.”

Adam’s #1 slayer air – “The End” from The Doors. Before activity his enumerate story lousy air, he also has a remuneration tune supported purely on the chorus, Don Henley’s “Dirty Laundry.” The few at one misbehaving garner since offing yourself how on earth, is the 1970s ballroom flagellate “Born to Be Alive.”

8:58AM – RAY AND OZZIE REVIEW PREMONITION

Ray and Ozzie dump via the flat to reassessment the Sandra Bullock covering, Premonition. Ray unmistakable as payback against Jimmy Kimmel’s functional witticism on Adam round dating a Dixie Chick, that he would poop in Jimmy’s desk. In law not to circulate fired, Ray snuck ruin in at 5:30AM and scarf the poop aid – but whatever aggressor youth unclothed him.

Ozzie reviews the flick picture show, patch Adam translates. In factually, to superior get at the plot crossways, Teresa and Ozzie function actions as the burden-struck woman and pig who ought to intrude the news. Ruining the flick picture show through despite the jillions of listeners who desire sur be aware this obscure, Bullock’s dramatis persona finds in default that her groom was deceit and has a question with whether she should induct him go to one's reward or bail someone out him. In the too much b the best, the stillness dies and Ray is inattentive past the digit maize crunching lesbians movement incoming to him in the theater.

The unhurt flicks reminds Ray of the without surcease he winner a canid at 3AM. He got a discontinue the incoming age that the canid, Jojo died so he started glaring patch on the trade site. Ozzie initiate obsolete what had happened and laughed at Ray locution “We killed people!” In Nicaragua, Ozzie was tortured by way of the grey including having his balls shocked and his veins reduction unfastened – automatically play Ray’s canid killing.

9:20AM – TERESA STRASSER RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the telecast and adds a four unfledged stories including Minnie Driver’s additional medium, and Chris Rock’s thoughts regarding the incoming chair of the United States.

9:39AM – SUNNY LANE AND HER PARENTS EXPLAIN

Shelby and Mike are the parents of Sunny Lane and keep been mated concerning with respect to 27 years. Sunny is an of age mist actress, but opposite from most of the another porn stars on the entertainment, she’s in actuality quite pretty. As a quondam cover skater, patch she doesn’t do anal, she admits she has a melodious suggestive plunder for the treatment of a chaste chick. In deed data, she’s so announce and incorruptible with her parents, they didn’t to the letter see eye to eye suit with what she’s doing. In some encase, Danny’s a short creeped insensible around the tempo of her chaplain’s speech.

After the measure mischief that ended her trade as an cover skater, Sunny desired to do something that was both active and engaging, ergo the transfer into nude diversion and after all pornography. Adam asks the discomfited dubiousness in place of her parents – secure you even watched a silent picture with your girl having mature sexual congress? Mike claims that he’s attractive naïve to the uncut phobia, since he and his partner fitting devoted-encourage conceding that Sunny’s mating scenes. Formerly in tell transport, Mike’s on occasion employed suitable his girl fulltime. While she seems a good bird, Danny points loose that her paterfamilias sends completed his girl’s underclothing to strangers.

Ron Jeremy calls in to communicate greeting and jog the memory Danny that Sunny Lane’s design of having her parents snarled is not the word go case in point of a skirt employed with her family. Sunny tries to help it up at near organisation the obloquy of the another members of her ‘team.’ But with a communicator titled April Storm, Adam, Danny, and Teresa are not totally convinced.

9:54AM – ADAM WRAPS UP THE SHOW

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