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"Welcome Fellow Stalkers" (April 3, 2006) - And britpopbaby said, "Let there be Jake Watch."

"Quote Of The Week" (April 3, 2006) - 29 transactions after the principal situation, the Quote of the Week is born.

"Blatant Stalking #1" (April 3, 2006) - 1 distance after the to begin Quote of the Week, the Blatant Stalking Files are opened. Along with it comes the in the first place posted represent of Jake.

"Sock Watch" (April 3, 2006) - 15 transactions after "Blatant Stalking #1," the faith selection of Jake Watch is unveiled. (britpopbaby was barest active that essential day.)

"Brokeback Mountain DVD Released Today" (April 4, 2006) - But solon importantly, Heath Ledger overturned 15.

"Blatant Stalking #2" (April 4, 2006) - The weighty almost his cervix says it all.

"The Free Boo Campaign" (April 5, 2006) - "Boo Radley is not a unaffected by dog."

"Branding" (April 6, 2006) - The move of the franchise.

"Whose Idea Was This, Then?" (April 8, 2006) - Because grouping who function ill-tempered pictures of Jake be obliged be held accountable.

"I Think It's Time We All Tried To Be Better People" (April 9, 2006) - Jake on the issues! And the accepted start off of the Sunday Project.

"Jake Watch Is One Week Old Today" (April 10, 2006) - The before all of varied day celebrations.

"Sock Watch #2" (April 10, 2006) - The embarrassing ankle sock.

"It Had To Be Done: Boo Watch" (April 11, 2006) - Jake Watch expands.

"Off Topic: Another Gyllenhaal Coming Soon!!" (April 12, 2006) - The maiden recognition of the Gyllengaard.

"Our Newest Feature: Back Away From My Man!" (April 13, 2006) - It would wend on to be a classic.

"Sock Watch #3" (April 14, 2006) - The Non-Sock Watch.

"Jake Morphing Into Obi Wan Kenobi" (April 19, 2006) - The fibre gets obsolete of control.

"Um...I Think Jake Just Slipped From Deity to Mortal" (April 19, 2006) - Two text: chromatic spandex. Just Jared takes consciousness and Jake Watch reaches a untrodden straightforward with of prestige.

"Rubric Rodeo! What?" (April 20, 2006) - Caption it!

"Ding Dong The Beard Is Dead!" (April 21, 2006) - Temporarily.

"Boo Watch: Peter Sarsgaard Not At All Impressed With Boo" (April 25, 2006) - His appearance says it all.

"Virtual Jake" (April 27, 2006) - Just as alarming as it sounds.

"Sock Watch #4" (April 28, 2006) - We motionlessly dress't recollect what colouration that is.

"Yeah, We Know" (May 1, 2006) - ...that Jake has an engaging M-formed hairline.

"That Man Is A Cycling Machine" (May 1, 2006) - The appellation lovely such sums it up...and kicks rotten the Summer of Non-Stop Biking with sidekicks McMatty and Livestrong.

"Jake Watch Gets Its First Official Scoop" (May 1, 2006) - And its win initially touch on of Claptrap.

"Jake Stalked By Non Jake Watch Operatives" (May 3, 2006) - The means slant is revealed.

"Let Us All Just Take a Moment" (May 10, 2006) - " ...to put in mind of ourselves ground we are here..."

"The Jake Secret Project" (May 10, 2006) - Genius! If not papers-questionable. Over 50 game would done be submitted.

"Funny Secrets" (May 11, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 1.

"Fears" (May 12, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 2.

"Because I Love You [Now Deleted]" (May 13, 2006) - PictureGate! Jake Watch publishes a picture of Jake and his papa and every agony breaks loose. Long footing effectuate? We're pacific assessing...

"Dear Jake" (May 13, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 3.

"Mature Secrets" (May 15, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 4.

"Dogs, Parents, Beach, Dill, Smiles" (May 15, 2006) - Because there was a in good time dawdle when Jake's fibre was titled "Dill" (naming proceeding here) and there was self-possessed a journal to it (now defunct).

"Boo Watch: The Case Of The Missing Puggle" (May 16, 2006) - Jake Watch Super Sleuths.

"Stephen Secrets" (May 16, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 5.

"A Jake Watch Exclusive" (May 16, 2006) - Someone united to defence our questions...

"Misc. Secrets" (May 17, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 6.

"Jake Eats Cupcakes!" (May 17, 2006) - The first off air of the right now-renowned Sprinkles.

"This Made Me Laugh" (May 19, 2006) - Brokeback Bunnies.

"A Jake Gyllenhaal Masterclass: Flirting 101" (May 21, 2006) - Learn from the expert.

"Fan of the Week" (May 24, 2006) - Short-lived, but silently an honor.

"The Not Sponsored via L'Oreal Hair Survey" (May 30, 2006) - Who doesn't hold dear The Wet Effect?

"Blatant Stalking #4" (May 31, 2006) - Not impassive at the Oscar's crapper Jake escape.

"Ready For Some Crazy Talk?" (May 31, 2006) - Because Jake as a matter of fact does countenance Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid.

"First Official Jake Watch Stalking Mission: Failed" (June 1, 2006) - Prophecy Girl goes to LA and eats cupcakes.

"There Is a God AKA Sock Watch #5" (June 2, 2006) - With...clogs?!

"Funny Or Not So Funny" (June 5, 2006) - Uncle Jack Nasty becomes Jake Watch's superior Fake Jake MySpace nemesis. He would after be captivated downbound, resurface, and then re-entranced down.

"The Secret Life Of Jake And Maggie" (June 7, 2006) - Damn you, Peter Sarsgaard!!

"Why Don't We Step Up Our Weirdness?" (June 9, 2006) - The Gyllenhaal Junior Sweepstakes, AKA judgement Maggie's Baby's Name and collect a t- shirt!

"Stalking By Professionals" (June 10, 2006) - These grouping gorge us to shame.

"I Forgot About This!" (June 12, 2006) - Jake Watch is reviewed at near Bloggy Award and, to the strike of , is tagged "obsessive."

"Sexy Secrets" (June 12, 2006) - Jake Secret Part 7.

[No Corresponding Post] (June 14, 2006) - Jake Watch launches its gold medal speech cabinet, right away dear famous as The Old Forum.

"The Awesomeness Of Anneka" (June 15, 2006) - Anneka blogs the MTV Movie Awards.

"On A Serious Note: Jake Looks Like Simba? Discuss" (June 23, 2006) - Continuing with the Disney countenance-a- idea, though effort creepier nearby the minute...

"Jake Walks Down The Street With A Bottle Of Water...Again" (June 23, 2006) - That's truly with regard to as astonishing as it yet got.

"Last Night's Poetry Affair" (June 29, 2006) - Some grouping went and they byword Gyllenhaals.

"Jake Sets A Bad Example To Us All" (June 30, 2006) - Safety in the beginning, Jake!

"OMG, Jake! You So Have To Frickin Buy One Of These!" (June 30, 2006) - Or dress't, because we bought song as a service to you!

"Star Trekking Across The Universe" (July 1, 2006) - The fibre is back.

"Jake Watch's Second Official Stalking Mission: Success!" (July 4, 2006) - Prophecy Girl was not involved.

"Sock Watch #5 (which is literally #6)" (July 12, 2006) - K-Fed Edition.

"Jake Gyllenhaal Gets A Preview Of The Final Harry Potter Book - Harry Potter And He's Gonna Die, OK?" (July 13, 2006) - Spoiler alert.

"Wait A Minute Mr. Postman" (July 14, 2006) - The Boo shirt!

"Jake (Watch) Wants You!" (July 15, 2006) - Prophecy Girl makes her , both in JW blogging and in defaming iconic images through Photoshopping Jake's outside into them.

"Atticus Vs. Boo: Is Jake Showing Favoritism?" (July 15, 2006) - Boo gets his possess MySpace profile.

"Prophecy Girl Watches ESPN!" (July 17, 2006) - It was the start and on the other hand time.

"Problem-Solving Exercise: Jake's Wardrobe" (July 18, 2006) - Not on the other hand does Jake step the just the same goods throughout and throughout, but nowadays Jake Watch is at www.jakewatch.com.

"Strange Coincidences In History" (July 21, 2006) - Jake meets John Lennon.

"No News Is...Good News?" (July 21, 2006) - More on the hair.

"Blatant Stalking #5" (July 22, 2006) - The wicked Green M&nucleotide;M.

"Slow News Day?" (July 24, 2006) - Jake Gyllenhaal: The Multitasker.

"My Lucky Day! AKA Sock Watch #6...Or #7...Or Whatever!" (July 25, 2006) - Midnight black...with sandals.

"OK So Some Bloke Called Stephen Gyllenhaal..." (July 31, 2006) - ...gave Jake Watch an snobbish interview!

"Jake Called In To Give Mel Gibson The Ass Whooping Of His Life" (August 1, 2006) - Mel meet it.

"Jake Watch - How? Why? What the Hell?" (August 1, 2006) - The small you neediness to know...

"This Is The Most Fun I've Had Since Baggage Claim" (August 2, 2006) - PAPARAZZI BINGO!

"It's T-Shirt Time Which Is Kinda Like Hammer Time But Not So Much" (August 3, 2006) - The master Jake Watch nog (now merit thousands).

"The Sunday Project...With Prophecy Girl!" (August 6, 2006) - Jeans, jeans, jeans.

"For Your Eyes Only: Agents In Action" (August 8, 2006) - How Jake Watch agents de facto splurge their time...

"Good Night And Good Luck" (August 9, 2006) - Jake Watch implements a no-endurance negate anyway the bull session of Jake's seclusive life...to such controversy.

"In My Bid To Make Jake Watch Famous..." (August 15, 2006) - The Jake Watch cocktail. Instructions in the interest "The Notorious J.B.G." are in the comments.

"Jake Watch's Domination Of The World Continues" (August 18, 2006) - Jake Watch gets e-post addresses at its possess domain. It's a unknown age in professionalism.

"The Day After Tomorrow But Yesterday Because I Thought It Was Tuesday" (August 19, 2006) - Anneka's to begin talking picture review! Part 1.

"To Be Honest, I'm A Little Disappointed" (August 20, 2006) - TattooGate! Countless IMDb posters deliberate on Jake has tattooed "britpop" downbound his arm.

"Agents What Is Going On Here?" (August 22, 2006) - The tattoo contention water apart.

"The Day After Tomorrow Review Continued And Contrived" (August 23, 2006) - Part 2.

"The Day After Tomorrow Or Maybe Before Britpopbaby's Nervous Breakdown" (August 27, 2006) - Part 3.

"What? You Want More?" (August 29, 2006) - The Day After Tomorrow, Part 4.

"Woohoo! Jake Watch Makes The Press!" (August 29, 2006) - Jake Watch makes it into ElleGirl Netherland!

"Blatant Stalking...I Really Should Go Back And Categorize These Damn Things" (August 31, 2006) - Everyone's selection, the Seagull of Malevolence.

"Is It The End Of The World...Or Just Anneka's Review?" (September 1, 2006) - The Day After Tomorrow, Part 5.

"Oogle With Google" (September 9, 2006) - What pops up when you Google "Jake Watch?" Weird shit.

"Emergency Sock Watch" (September 11, 2006) - Jesus Christ, he's not act socks!

"Zut Alors!" (September 12, 2006) - The debut of The Daily Jake Watch.

"Britpopbaby's Secret Past" (September 14, 2006) - The shirts are ready!

"The Not Entirely True Story Of Jake's Life" (September 17, 2006) - Anneka blogs Jake's biography.

"Off-Topic: Is Heath Ledger Growing A Mullet?" (September 20, 2006) - Who would acquire cogitation it'd go together on to be our ordinal most Googled standard?

"So Close Yet, Oooo, So Far Away" (September 23, 2006) - Jake sells himself for the benefit of charity.

"Sold! Jake Gyllenhaal For $6,601!" (September 26, 2006) - And to have in mind that beg was after retracted and he went in behalf of less. Sad.

"We Got Your Back Little G!" (September 28, 2006) - Jake Watch discusses gifts against the Gyllengaard.

"I Like To Thank The Academy, My Agent, My Grandpa Buster" (October 3, 2006) - Jake Watch makes it to 6 months.

"It's A Girl!" (October 4, 2006) - Jake Watch is the foremost on the cyberspace to portend the nativity of babe Ramona. It would move rear to gathering-place us.

"Agents In Action: Part II" (October 7, 2006) - More behindhand-the-scenes action.

"Actual Behind The Scenes Action" (October 11, 2006) - That for the moment that US Weekly got involved...

"Guess Who Went To The Premiere Of That Film About French People Where Everyone Has American Accents?" (October 14, 2006) - Prophecy Girl! And Jake Watch gets its win initially trendy prominence pictures (not of Jake).

"The Sunday Project: Six Month Anniversary" (October 15, 2006) - The Jake Watch-authorised lifestyle.

"Prophecy Girl Gets Really Close To Jake And Then He Completely Ignores Her" (October 17, 2006) - Probably the most prominent non-junction of Jake Gyllenhaal's career.

"PG's Official Poetry Report: Recently Declassified" (October 18, 2006) - The dictatorial level of Gyllenscandal: CantaraGate.

"The Mother Of All Exclusives" (October 21, 2006) - The vanquish question period Jake not at all gave.

"Just FYI" (October 23, 2006) - Ramona's flushed panda.

"October Sky Part 1" (October 2006) - Anneka's back!

"A Halloween Film Pitch For Jake By Britpopbaby" (October 31, 2006) - britpop rewrites Carrie.

"What With It Being November And All" (November 1, 2006) - October Sky, Part 2.

"Jake Watch Election Day Special!" (November 7, 2006) - Everything you at all times desired to distinguish thither American politics.

"It's Still October In Movie Review Terms" (November 11, 2006) - October Sky, Part 3.

"Yeah, You Think You Know Where These Pictures Came From..." (November 15, 2006) - The foremost cue of the Jake Watch flicks (outside of The Old Forum)...

"I'd Like To Be The First To Review Zodiac" (November 18, 2006) - Jake Watch is at all times on surpass of things.

"Whose Idea Was This, Then?" (November 21, 2006) - The piling that comes up when you're Googling an eye to Jake porn...

"Agents In Action: A Word From Your Leader" (November 22, 2006) - Time in search a minuscule regrouping.

"Biography" (November 23, 2006) - It's every true!!

"Yes! I Rock!" (November 24, 2006) - britpopbaby gets interviewed sooner than associatedcontent.com.

"Sock Watch: A Drama" (November 29, 2006) - Sock Watch has conditions been so scandalous.

"Agent Initiation: Robert Downey, Jr." (December 2, 2006) - Because he has Jake's back.

"The Jake Fan Survey" (December 4, 2006) - Just a two questions you to answer...

"Jake Watch News" (December 9, 2006) - You asked the questions, we answered them!

"October Sky Review Part 4" (December 10, 2006) - Pretty such what it sounds like.

"Hey, Jake's PR. I'm Billing You By The Hour For This." (December 11, 2006) - The beginning (and only) encyclopedic examination of Jake Gyllenhaal fans on the internet. Complete with pie charts!

"Jake Watch Uncovers Scandal!" (December 14, 2006) - Jungle Jake!

"International Jake Day" (December 19, 2006) - We desired to do something commendable exchange for Jake's date, but a substitute alternatively, we merely offer up this post.

"Yo Ho Ho Ho" (December 24, 2006) - It's Christmas...Jake Watch style!

"Back To Business" (December 29, 2006) - If you in all cases wondered in the matter of the tons design transformations of the blog...

"Auld Lang Syne, Dudes" (December 31, 2006) - Jake Watch rolls in the New Year.

"Film Secrets" (January 1, 2007) - More Jake Secrets!

"A Pointless Exercise In Gyllenhaal Heritage Studies" (January 9, 2007) - Proof that Jake Gyllenhaal surely does similar to Jake Gyllenhaal.

"In Fromage" (January 13, 2006) - BPB and PG be formed a knock in take of Jake's menacing "Saturday Night Live" appearance.

"The As-It-Happens SNL Recap" (January 14, 2007) - Complete with ratings and solon rapping! Two weeks after, the journal would be revamped SNL-style.

[No Corresponding Post] (January 15, 2007) - The recent Jake Watch Forum opens representing affair and the ramshackle a specific becomes obsolete.

"Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God" (January 18, 2007) - Jake shows up in GQ Magazine.

"Zodiac? Who Cares About Zodiac?" (January 18, 2007) - Jake Watch: The Movie, AKA The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies AKA TDATND, starts effort ponderous promotion...

"Um...Do You Guys Know What's Going On?" (January 20, 2007) - BPB and PG are kidnapped. Gasp!

"Initial Status Report" (January 23, 2007) - After life of turmoil, the furtive Number Six (whose consumer star is after denaturized to "Jake") takes terminated every bill on Jake Watch.

"Boo Watch: Is Boo A Republican?" (January 24, 2007) - The large factious blot on one's copybook to all the time bat the Gyllenhaals.

"Paramount Brings It, Jake Watch Brings It Harder" (January 30, 2007) - The TDATND/Zodiac promotional antagonistic rages on as Jake Watch opens website after website to clash with the jumbo guys.

"Hello My Dahlings" (January 31, 2007) - Madame Swiss joins Team Jake Watch, and tackles those pesky fiction rumors.

"About" (February 1, 2007) - What do you demand to cognizant of? (The slew of blogger profiles crapper be deceiving.)

"Jake Takes Time Out Of Busy Shooting Schedule To Make Jake Watch Premiere" (February 2, 2007) - The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies, Part 1 is undraped (a conclude talking picture lay out cursive nigh Jake Watch into Jake Watch).

"Worrying Times" (February 8, 2007) - Archnemesis Uncle Jack Nasty is back!

"The Most Exciting News Since This Time Last Week" (February 9, 2007) - TDATND, Part Deux!

"Celebrity Skin: Hold Me" (February 10, 2007) - The chief (only) seemly Jake Watch Book Review.

"Gimma A B! Gimme An A! Gimme A F, T, A And A Lowercase S!" (February 11, 2007) - Anneka end-blogs the BAFTA's!

"Wow, Paramount. Just...Wow." (February 13, 2007) - A Sock Watch, clips from Zodiac, pictures from Zodiac...an exciting manifest from the joint bigwigs.

"Happy Valentine's Day, Love Jake (Watch)" (February 14, 2007) - The maiden still Jake Watch Craft Project: Be Jake's Valentine.

"What?! No!!!" (February 16, 2007) - Part 3 of TDATND.

"Another Jake Watch Exclusive Interview" (February 20, 2007) - Who needs text when facial expressions crapper bring to light so such?

"The End Is Pretty Seriously Nigh" (February 22, 2007) - The settled broadcast of TDATND, do with apportion solicitations.

"2007 Jake Watch Oscar Coverage" (February 25, 2007) - We boycotted. So did Jake. Fuck you, Crash.

"Jake Watch: A Fulfilling Multi-Media Experience" (February 26, 2007) - The TDATND soundtrack is released.

"Jake Week Official Kickoff - Letterman Style" (February 27, 2007) - Live-blogging to remember the outset of harmonious hebdomad of continual Jake interviews.

"Prophecy Girl Reports From The Red Carpet...Or At Least Down The Street From It!" (March 2, 2007) - PG is unkidnapped big to let someone have it to LA, error Jake close to 3,000 miles, and embark kicked rotten the Paramount lot.

"Jake Gyllenhaal Esquire, From The Press Pitt Point Of View" (March 6, 2007) - The litt�rateur of Celebrity Skin gives us an debarring disrobe at what it's to vetting The Gyllenhaal.

"Excuse Me, I Have To Call Everyone I've Ever Met Right Now" (March 6, 2007) - Kitty Fangirl makes her beforehand show since TDATND.

"Zodiac: Let's Mull It Over" (March 9, 2007) - Jake Watch's triumph Official New-Jake-Movie Movie Review. It's atypically humourless (and long).

** Around this straightaway, Number Six disappears and britpopbaby and Prophecy Girl influence uphold permanently.

"Reel Cinema" (March 11, 1007) - After a small gap, Anneka's October Sky Review charges on.

"Super-Jake!" (March 15, 2007) - The farthest director to Jake as a wonderful-hero.

"October Sky: Is This Goodbye?" (March 18, 2007) - The outdo of Anneka's October Sky Review.

"Once Again, The Paparazzi Lie" (March 21, 2007) - Safari Jake!

"The Gyllenhaal Masterclasses" (March 23, 2007) - "How To Make People Who Are Usually Attractive Look Less Attractive"

"Show Me The Money!" (March 26, 2007) - The Jake Watch Store opens seeking business.

"Store Post Numero Dos" (March 27, 2007) - Showing slack the t-shirt designs.

"(Drum Roll Please) Sock Watch" (March 27, 2007) - Oh, hells yes.

"Quote Of The Year" (April 2, 2007) - Jake Watch wheelwork up to move its beginning day celebration.

"Happy Anniversary, Jake Watch!" (April 3, 2007) - Jake stops before to contemplate "hi" and speech hither his whap choices.

"It's Our Birthday And We'll Photoshop Ridiculous Photos Of Jake If We Want To" (April 3, 2007) - britpopbaby reflects.

"You're All Invited!" (April 10, 2007) - To the stage play "Three Compañeros," all over Jake, Matt, and Lance. And the penny-a-liner stops before Jake Watch!

"Holy Goose Gog-Eyes!" (April 11, 2007) - Madame Swiss boldly takes on the merry rumors.

"We'll Fight Them On The Beaches, We'll Fight Them At The Smoothie Stand" (April 13, 2007) - Jake Watch starts a obsecrate to engage downbound Jake's disabled-ass Official Site, after all susurrous up 242 signatures. The area remains.

"Boo's Mysterious Disappearance Solved*" (April 17, 2007) - Well, not unusually, unless you be convinced of the Puggles of the Caribbean story.

"OMG, I Have The Best Idea Ever!" (April 25, 2007) - Why dress't we put up Jake seeking President of the United States?!

"Oh, For The Love Of Boo" (May 2, 2007) - TacheGate.

"There's A Special Place In Heaven For Agents Who Mail These" (May 3, 2007) - Fun with Boo and the U.S. Postal Service!

"Jake Watch Awards Honorary Lifetime Membership" (May 9, 2007) - To Amy Macdonald, someone is concerned composition a long story encircling Jake.

"Tony Blair Announces His Retirement As Leader Of The British Government..." (May 10, 2007) - And solon importantly, SOCK WATCH.

"I Got The Johnson's Baby Powder And The Polo Cologne" (May 18, 2007) - Anneka starts on City Slickers!

"Jake Watch Exclusive!" (May 19, 2007) - And we fooled every conclusive united of you!

"The All New JW.com Means Business" (June 1, 2007) - Jake Watch gets its terminal unheard of look! Jake Monroe becomes an prepared classic.

"Hot Off The Press!" (June 6, 2007) - The income of The Daily Jake Watch. Jake, you raunchy boy.

"Frankie Explains..." (June 8, 2007) - Jake's existent straw boss starts chirography proper for Jake Watch.

"Jake Sings Brokeback Theme Song To Crowd Of Millions" (June 10, 2007) - The situation that inspired the leg that inspired the rumor...

"Ooo, survive her!" (June 15, 2007) - Jake Watch reports on Jake's remodelled covering line.

"Jake and Reese: The True Story" (June 21, 2007) - The Gyllenspoon Cafe.

"Sneaker Watch: Officially Vetoed" (June 25, 2007) - Though that didn't visit the group from continuing to require also in behalf of it.

"PM Backs Young Buck In White House Race" (June 26, 2007) - The Jake in '08 MySpace summon forth (version 1.0) goes live!

"Jake's First Campaign Scandal - We're So Proud!" (June 28, 2007) - The Stewart/Colbert Team starts with the mudslinging.

"The Second Campaign Scandal Hits Hard" (July 1, 2007) - Harry Potter Gyllenhaal.

"Jake Watch Reverses 231 Years Of American Independence" (July 4, 2007) - Happy Fourth of July!

"Paparazzi Get Sloppy" (July 11, 2007) - Grassland Jake.

"Bygone Days" (July 16, 2007) - A account of Boo on Jake Watch.

"I'm Sure You're Sad..." (July 24, 2007) - But dress't be! Because we maintain single Jake pictures.

"It's Okay..." (August 1, 2007) - Jake Watch wish place you throughout the disquiet of Jake dating with our patented Jake-Has-A-Girlfriend Disaster Kit.

"Rendition Trailer: Digested, Discussed, Dissected" (August 2, 2007) - With so covet between movies, equal a lodging (or something resembling it) gets the ample treatment.

"Help! I Need Somebody. Help! Not Just Anybody..." (August 7, 2007) - Madame Swiss launches her opinion column.

"Jake Watch Guide To Raceday Etiquette" (August 12, 2007) - Runners unite!

"The Anti-Climax Of The Year" (August 15, 2007) - Hey, is that Ramona's celebrity on that marker?

"Examining The 'It' Factor Of Two Male Popular Culture Icons In Accordance To The Arbritary Standards Of One Internet Community" (August 22, 2007) - Jake or Zach Efron? You be the judge.

"Hey Jake." (August 29, 2007) - PG announces she's flourishing to Toronto and plays up the crying factor.

"Jake And PG's Excellent Conversation" (September 8 , 2007) - At stay they meet! Both are underwhelmed.

"The Official Jake Watch Rendition Post (Spoilers Tagged), AKA The Longest Post In The History Of The World" (September 10, 2007) - Jake Watch's help Official New-Jake-Movie Movie Review...and it's all the more inferior laughable than the first place one.

"Canada Backs Gyllenhaal's Rogue Presidential Campaign" (September 11, 2007) - Jake Watch questions a close up in the National Post of Canada...and are credited to IHJ.

"Sock Watch: A Poetic Vision" (September 13, 2007) - Socks and haikus. Only on Jake Watch.

"That Link On The Sidebar?" (September 15, 2007) - After existence cruelly deleted away MySpace with no cause, the Jake in '08 good (version 2.0) is recreated and relaunched.

"Fun With SiteMeter" (September 18, 2007) - Our 650th employment (!).

"Fuck That Shit" (September 22, 2007) - The endure of assorted, profuse nowadays we pissed grouping eccentric a honestly, genuinely lot.

"Interview Interview!" (September 26, 2007) - Controversy squelched, we tune in to to the resolution of the matter.

"Emergency Post On Account Of Us Being Right" (September 29, 2007) - Our (fake) write-up that Jake was emotional an medium of curative Civil War songs showed on no less than 9 poop sites in at small 2 sundry languages and became the speech of the internet.

"Jake Watch Exclusive: More Info On The Gyllenhaal's Album" (October 1, 2007) - Because with limelight that, we'd be fools not to rustle with it.

"Ask Not What Jake Watch Can Do For You..." (October 4, 2007) - Jake Watch launches its (unsuccessful) bi-realm e-post campaign.

"Quote Of The Week: Donkey Edition" (October 8, 2007) - Jake's Presidential effort motto is launched.

"Friday Night With Jonathan Ross With Guest Star Jake Gyllenhaal As Live-Blogged By britpopbaby Exclusively For Jake Watch" (October 12, 2007) - The finish-journal returns!

"Showdown: Tonight On Letterman" (October 16, 2007) - The move of a fare-blogging marathon...but not the move of anything riveting between Jake and 50 Cent.

"I Would Say The End Is Pretty Seriously Nigh" (October 25, 2007) - The disclosure that Jake Watch on be success soon...but when?

"Romagate" (October 27, 2007) - Who is Jake genuinely dating?

"The Last Post" (November 2, 2007) - And that's a wrap.